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Punjabi SMS
Punjabi SMS
Pichhli Raat Chand……..
Dec 21st
Pichhli Raat Chand ne mujhse kaha,
jb tumhara dost tumhein SMS nahin karta,
to tum use chhod kyon nahin dete,
Maine mud kr use dekha aur kaha………………….Oyeeeeeeeee
Koi Gariv v Hunda Hai
Santa was inserting…….
Dec 21st
Santa was inserting dog’s tail into pipe.
Banta: Oye, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti.
Santa: Idiot, main to pipe bend kar raha hoon.
1 aurat 1 bazurg k……..
Dec 21st
1 aurat 1 bazurg k
paon choo kr boli
BaBa g,
koi changi mat deo,
Baba:
BiBi tung galay paya kar,
khula gala vekh k tay
babay di apni mat
waj jandi Ay
Ishq da jisnu…….
Dec 21st
Ishq da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae,
Waqt samjho khraab aa janda ae,
Mehboob aave ya na aave,
Par Taare ginan da hisaab aa janda ae!
Shehar tere diyan galiyan…..
Dec 21st
Shehar tere diyan galiyan de vich rul jayie,
yaad karde tenu khud nu bhul jayie.
Saare jagg da hasaa banan to pehlan,
teri akh cho athru banke dull jayie.
Pyaar sab ne rabb nu…..
Dec 21st
Pyaar sab ne rabb nu vakh-vakh ditta,
kise nu lakh te kise nu kakh ditta.
Sahnu tuhade jeha yaar ditta,
lakh ton v sava-lakh ditta.
O mere makhna…
Dec 21st
O mere makhna
meno yaad rakhna
har vely hasna,
Koe problem howy ty dasna,
kise hor nal na phasna,
bus mere nal vasna
O mere makhna
Santa kaafi time baad pind geya……
Dec 21st
Santa kaafi time baad pind geya,
Pind di Jameen to Mitti fad k te sung k bolea:
Pind di Mitti di khushbu hi vakhri hundi aa.
Banta: Kanjra dhyan nal vekh Eh suki hui Shit aa…
Ek Var Ymraj Miss Pooja……
Dec 21st
Ek Var Ymraj Miss Pooja Nu lain aya.
Miss Puja Kehndi Main ni Aauna,
Yamraj Kehnda Kyo?
Miss Pooja Kehndi Ve Main ni Aauna je na aya lain SAFARI te……
Boy: “I Love U” ki hunda hai?….
Dec 21st
Boy: “I Love U” ki hunda hai?
Girl: Mein tere naal pyar kardi han.
Boy: Bus English ca ik Question ki puchhya
tenu mere naal pyar ho gaya !!
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